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happy-sasquatch-flying-a-tardis:
fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life
Oh look there’s math to prove it too
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Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.
I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN
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i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS
happy father’s day
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when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from
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one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
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OMG GET THE FUCK OUT !
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