1. absinthecake:

    when people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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  2. betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

    betweenthetights:

    blogfrenzy:

    water is wet

    the sun is hot

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  4. cooldadgang:

    "you dont have any homework tonight"

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    "you just have to study for the test tomorrow"

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  5. beautifulliesandrockbottom:

    wilbr:

    In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

    You’re next.

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  7. unclefather:

    brokendildo:

    what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

    i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

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  8. jesus:

    peklaxdog:

    angel:

    asian:

    ejective:

    if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

    I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

    you two need jesus

    i dont think jesus was into threesomes

    you don’t know me

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  10. foodchewer:

    making a new mutual follow image

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  11. nicestallion:

    flitsy:

    My Dash is slow.

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    my dash isn’t

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  12. tastefullyoffensive:

[nycgamer]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [nycgamer]

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  14. virginsacrificer:

    mom: dinners ready

    me:

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